A Holy Place

I have encountered many a restroom. I have also encountered many a church, but none of them have a restroom as comforting as the one found here. As you may already know, this restroom is located in a church, possibly atop a hill in Northwest Indiana.
The hygienic features of this restroom are quite standard. It includes a sink, a method of drying one's hands, a mirror, and the almighty, everpresent hand soap. One may notice, upon entering the aforementioned restroom that there is no electric hand dryers. The lack of these put the restroom behind the times in which it exists. However, one might also argue that electric hand dryers are inefficient and are not really benefiting the environment, due to the electricity needed to power them. For meeting the standards, but not going beyond, earns this restroom a score of 7/10.
What is really going to redeem this restroom is the quality of the toilets themselves, and the overall feeling of the restroom. This restroom feels quaint and safe, much like your restroom at home, except this one is going to be far more cleanly. This is because, unlike your family, the "staff", for a lack of a better word, is devoted to keeping this restroom nice and shiny. You know what they say,"Cleanliness is next to godliness". This brings us to our next point. This restroom is again, located in a church. It is comforting to know that finally, I can defecate in peace, without interruptions from that notorious Satan. He never has any good bits of conversation anyway. For the cleanliness and general "down home feelin'," this restroom receives an overall score of 8/10 on the Roush's Restroom Rating scale.

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Tree 1

When it comes to restrooms, this one is absolutely sub-par. This restroom's features are far and few between. Other than that, there is not much to say about this restroom. Due to this lack of base information, I shall just jump to the rating for this restroom review.

If I were to rate this restroom hygienic features, it would, on the Roush's Restroom Rating scale of course, receive a 0/10. The poor quality of the features is not to blame, but a lack of therein. There are absolutely no features in this restroom, excluding the hygienic features inside the house that this restroom stands before. After using this restroom, one is left feeling extremely filthy and in dire need of some sort of cleaning. However, the lack of hygienic features is not necessarily representative of the quality of the restroom overall.

There is one redeeming feature to this restroom, and that is the privacy and level of personalization. This restroom, after using, begins to belong to the user and the user alone. After fighting off a pack of neighborhood dogs, one would be proud to brag to their groups of friends that this tree belongs to them. For this reason, The restroom shall receive an overall rating of 0/10. I fervently hope, for the sake of this very tree, that the home that this tree is tethered to very seriously considers mounting a sink and a high quality hand drier to this tree. Before ending this review I would like to remind you to STAY AWAY FROM MY TREE!

Hello, and welcome to The Men's Room. I am here to save all citizens from poor bathrooms by traveling the world to review its bathroom. In all review, i shall use a scale of 1 to 10 called Roush's Restroom Rating. I shall rate the feature and then the restroom overall, starting with this one.

This is a restroom in a high school in northwest Indiana, that shall remain unnamed. From the pictures you can see that it is a standard restroom, with many of the amenities that you would see anywhere else in these United States of America; urinals, stalls, sinks, mirrors, and hygienic equipment can be found in various spots in this restroom.

I shall give the hygienic equipment a Roush's Restroom Rating of 8/10. They are standard, but not impressive. Also, due to the patrons that this restroom attracts, the sinks can often be found filled with unrecognizable bodily fluids, or even gum that is, to put it as pleasantly as possible, "pre-owned".

The toilets shall receive a Roush's Restroom Rating of 4/10. They appear clean and the stall have a minimal amount of graffiti. However, the children these days are so sexually promiscuous and hopped up on the reefer and cocaine that, even though these appear clean, they maintain a certain amount of suspicion, when it comes to cleanliness.

The restroom receives an overall rating of 6/10. This restroom appears clean, but seems to fill one, upon viewing said restroom, with thoughts of suspicion regarding its cleanliness on a microscopic level. This restroom is standard, but if one had the option of choosing other restrooms, they would not choose this one. However, if someone was in a pinch or had no other option, they would not mind terribly using it.